Oh, no you di-in't!
In Spanish class, we all make a circle and then sit down before I start teaching. Today, our circle was more like an egg, and I said so.
"Well, Liz," said four-year-old Dan, in his usual matter-of-fact tone, "Some of us need more room than others. Like you. You're an adult, so you need more room than the kids."
I nodded, "Yep, I need a little more space than you guys."
And Dan finished with, "Because you have a HUUUUGE BUTT!"
3 comments:
gotta love that!
My boys have started with a great cut-down format of a compliment followed by an insult, like "Liz, your face is so pretty. Too bad you don't have a brain!" or "Liz, you cook really good food. Too bad you clothes are so ugly!". They go on forever.
Too bad he hasn't seen my bootyliciousness. Baby got BACK.
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