Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Seriously, I was the Prom Queen.

Part of releasing a CD includes self-promotion. This is such a ridiculous and difficult task. I have been laboring over a bio for myself, and here is all I can come up with. I can't seem to take this seriously!


Bio #1:

Sometimes your formative years are a forecast and sometimes they are not. I really was the prom queen.


Bio #2

If you took two parts bitter arugula and one part sugar maple, you wouldn’t quite have my back.


Bio #3

Liz: Can I please include my love for puns in my bio?

Dan: This is why you’re not in charge.


Bio #4

Liz Rognes is a singer/songwriter based in Saint Paul, MN. She grew up in rural Iowa, surrounded by cornfields, prairie, and her father’s eccentric love for miniature animals. Santa brought her a piano at the age of two, and she has been playing ever since. She is classically trained as a soprano and has studied music theory and composition. She has a B.A. in Music, 2005. Her business plan includes implementing a first-date intervention service for incompatible lesbians. She is also about to embark on the lucrative task of attaining an M.F.A in creative writing. Red Flags (Deep Sea Productions, 2009) is her first full-length album.

3 comments:

Nicole Johns said...

I'm guessing #4 is your "real" bio? I think you really need to work the prom queen aspect into that one. I LOVE that you were prom queen. :)

Bethany DeLine said...

LOL

Liz said...

#4 is close to my "real" bio, without the business plan for incompatible lesbians. But, you know, if this MFA thing doesn't pan out, that might become a serious career goal down the road...